You Might Be a Rancher's Wife...
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If the vet’s number is on the speed dial of your phone
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If you know how to change the flat on your car, but can’t because the spare is on a
flatbed
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If your second vehicle is still a pickup
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If your husband has ever used field equipment to maintain your
lawn
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If you’ve ever washed your kids or the dishes with a pressure
washer
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If "picking rock" is considered a chance to get out of the
house
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If "a little bit of lunch" involves 6 courses and a dessert made from
scratch
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If taking lunch to the pasture is as close as you get to a picnic:
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If your rock garden was hand-picked
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If you can mend a pair of pants and the fence that ripped
them
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If the shopping list in your purse includes the sizes of filters, tires,
chains, cables, spark plugs or
shotgun shells
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If you buy antiques because they match the rest of your
furniture
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If your kids’ wading pool has ever doubled as a stock tank, or vice
versa
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If the daily paper is always a day late
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If duct tape is always on your shopping list
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If the directions to your house includes the words, "miles," "silos," "last," or "gravel
road"
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If your storage shed is a barn
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If you measure travel in miles not minutes
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If your husband says, "Can you help me for a few minutes?" and you know that might be anywhere from a few minutes to
six hours
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If grass stains are the least of your laundry problems
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If your refrigerator contains medicine, livestock medicine
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If your car’s color is two-toned and one color is gravel road
brown
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If you’ve entertained the romantic notion of living in an old, country farmhouse with a fireplace, but gave it up because
firsthand experience tells you that it’s cold, drafty, smoky and sooty
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If you need a pair of vice grips to run a household appliance:
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If your husband gave you flowers, but you had to plant the seeds yourself:
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If you've used the loader to reach the windows when they needed washing:
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If dinner is at noon and lunch is before and after dinner:
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If you don't need the recipe to make Rice Krispy bars:
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If you shovel the sidewalk, with a skid steer loader:
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If you can find a use for that old tractor seat:
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If your job in town is considered a farm subsidy:
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